Everyone has had that experience where you put on a jacket you haven’t worn in a while and you find something from the last time you wore it.
Usually people report things like their favorite lip balm or a twenty dollar bill. Me, I’m not that cool. When I put on my jacket this morning, I noticed there was something in the pocket. Anticipation building, I checked the contents. Maybe it’d be my missing gloves or maybe my hat. It had the right look for something really neat.
Nope: I found a diaper (clean of course, those dirty ones are registered with the HazMat department).
Yup, that’s me with the glamorous winter jacket find.