So the very sweet Kate at Kate the Novelist gave me an
award. I decided to post as fast as possible since I have a tendency to let
these just sit around, I’ve decided to post my TMI today (within a week! That’s
a record for me lately).
And if you haven’t seen the Kreativ award, here are the
rules (oh yeah, I’m going to break them)
1. Link back to the person who awarded you
2. Answer the questions below
3. Share ten random facts about yourself
4. Nominate seven worthy blogs for the
award
Questions:
What's your favorite song?
Okay, so I’m that annoying person who plays songs over and
over again (sorry, but yeah, it’s totally me) and right now, the song that I
cannot get out of my mind is On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons
What is your favorite dessert?
Crème Brule
When you're upset, what do you do?
Chocolate, wine, ruthlessly rub some snot out into the
boards (if he’s nice) or the net (if he’s not). Okay, that’s a lie, I actually
play very clean when I’m upset. All my hockey penalties are cold calculated
retaliations (like the time one of the guys honked my breast repeatedly… yeah,
that didn’t end well for him).
Which is/was your favorite pet?
My pony Bridgette from when I was a kid. She was a mean
ornery horse who broke into the house to steal apples out of the fruit bowl. I
miss her.
Which do you prefer to wear, white or black?
Black. Trench coat. Cape. You know, whatever I’ve got laying
around.
What is your biggest fear?
Without a doubt: Nuclear warfare/terrorism. Absolutely
terrifying.
Second place is bolide impactors, FYI, and if they don’t
scare you, look up Apophis on Wikipedia and note that the chances of an impact is 1 in 250,000. If you buy lottery tickets, then that number should scare
your pants off.
What is your attitude, mostly?
Right, attitude, well I’m sure you’ve guessed by now that I’m
somewhat bombastic, but there’s something more to it than that. I see the world
differently from most people. I blame my mother, but I have two stories that
pretty much bracket my attitude.
Story 1: One day, I saw that I’d run over a screw and my
tire was definitely about to be flat. I drove straight over to the car
dealership because some silly tire care package had come with the car when we’d
bought it. When I went inside to ask about whether tire repair was covered they
tried to fleece me. They gave me the run around about how they didn’t know what
my package covered, and that it would cost me $25 to repair the tire, but they
handled flats for no charge. At this point I was a little pissed because they
were just being lazy not checking my exact contract. The guy behind the counter
said “Well, you could always drive it around until it goes flat and we’ll cover
it then, or you could pay the $25 to have it fixed right now.”
I looked at the guy behind the counter. “You cover flats?
Alright, I’ve got a pair of pliers in the trunk. I’ll have a flat in just a
minute.”
Needless to say, they took care of my tire free of charge.
Story 2: One of my early jobs was working as an animator for
educational films (not as glamorous as it sounds to be a computer animator
btw). When a project that I’d been working on for weeks had to be redone from
scratch because of a strange technical error (one pixel wide lines dance on the
screen, FYI), my boss told me being very careful to do so in a calm
environment.
I said “Okay,” and turned back to the computer to get
to work.
She said, “You took that way too well. Aren’t you upset?”
“Seriously, you pay me by the hour. No big.”
What is perfection?
Viognier paired with ripe Bartlett pears (preferably picked
from the tree) and havarti.
What is your guilty pleasure?
The entire Halo video game franchise.
10 Other Random Things
1. Han shot first.
2. I love and loathe sewing costumes.
3. Not only are there books in every room of the house, but
there are currently books on every horizontal surface (foot of the bed, coffee
table, couch, armrest, floors, kitchen table, counters, even on the piano).
4. I am a complete tom boy who also likes sweet girlie girl
books (just read and LOVED The SELECTION, go get it, it is awesome).
5. I once won a steer daubing contest by not bolting out the
front of the chute. When the cow saw he wasn’t being chased, he stopped. I rode
up on my horse (who was deathly afraid of cows) and nailed the cow with my mop.
#theglorydays
6. I was once in a Car vs Paraglider incident, but the other
guy flew away.
7. I have an enormous collection of cartoon soundtracks.
8. We named the dog Indiana.
9. I used to drive a bright pink VW Bug. It had some class,
but my friends called it pepto. My brother murdered it, or I’d still be driving
it.
10. I joined twitter and I fear I will never get anything
else done.
And the winners of
the award are:
Here’s where I break the rules. I’m not handing any out
right now. I’m holding them back for a special occasion… It might take a while,
so patience will be rewarded, just you wait.
I’m swamped in so many silly things right now, and I know
everyone is pretty much in the same boat, so I have a question: How’s it going
with your work right now? In rejection hell? Getting requests? Polishing that
novel? Fighting with first/765th drafts? A combination???
Yes!!! Han shot first! Give Indiana a pat for me :)
ReplyDeleteI'm strongly of the opinion that the greatest tragedy of our time is that George Lucas changed that scene.
DeleteOh man! I wish I had a pony!
ReplyDeleteAnd creme brule?? Yes please!
My pony was both torture and joy (but definitely more joy!)
DeleteI want to get a dog named Indiana too! Great random facts. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the dog is great, but it took a really long time for him to grow out of the eating the couches and carpets and walls and books and... I think you get the idea.
DeleteMan, thank you for a great Friday morning laugh. Where do I begin. The flat tire thing SO not me. LOL. I'd pay them the money just to get it fixed. I'm dumb like that. And I LOVE your pony. Yay, for ornery. Congrats on the award.
ReplyDeletetwitter is that intriguing? and i can see you driving a pink bug, with gossamer wings =)
ReplyDelete